Welcome to my blog.

thedauntlesschild:

the-helpful-frog:

we need an emergency fake dash in case any of our relatives suddenly demand to see what we do on tumblr

like you log in with the password “parent alert” and it takes you to a dash that’s just the wisdom of confucius and new yorkers dissing olive garden

we should have that

Done.
Email: allfandomsmatter@gmail.com
Password: parentalert
Username: helpsomeonescoming
Use it well. Lets blast it so everyone can use it. Good luck.

(Source: spoopy-bloghaver)

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sighconic:

this conversation changed me

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filanc:

dont u dare hurt ur dog for a vine i will find you and i will punch the heck out of u

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patrickat:

spyderqueen:

misandrwitch:

Hands up if large groups of aggressively loud white boys in your vicinity freak you out

One of the things that bonds women, POC, and LGBTQA+ together: The fear of white men in numbers.

Did you mean: Congress?

(Source: misandryad)

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spiderjockey:

hazleapricot:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 
do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?
stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

Posts like these drive me nuts, in all honesty. You have to plan. This isn’t even a largely healthy grocery haul. It’s sugar, sugar, and salted protein. The link below, as well as many others like it, shows a good way to eat healthy and for cheap. It takes work, just like all things worth doing.
I’m referring to people complaining about how eating healthy is expensive. It can be, yes, but eating like shit can be expensive too.
http://www.reddit.com/r/EatCheapAndHealthy/comments/2h4bu2/35_vegetarian_meal_plan_grocery_list_and_recipes/
This image has no meat in it, no fiber in it, no veggies, nothing. It’s all sugar and salts! This can’t even be referred to as a healthy haul, because it absolutely is not.

I got so annoyed by this post that I had to go back and reblog it again, but this time with my own addition

this picture is $40 bucks at Aldi’s
(source)
stop making fucking excuses

spiderjockey:

hazleapricot:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 

do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?

stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

Posts like these drive me nuts, in all honesty. You have to plan. This isn’t even a largely healthy grocery haul. It’s sugar, sugar, and salted protein. The link below, as well as many others like it, shows a good way to eat healthy and for cheap. It takes work, just like all things worth doing.

I’m referring to people complaining about how eating healthy is expensive. It can be, yes, but eating like shit can be expensive too.

http://www.reddit.com/r/EatCheapAndHealthy/comments/2h4bu2/35_vegetarian_meal_plan_grocery_list_and_recipes/

This image has no meat in it, no fiber in it, no veggies, nothing. It’s all sugar and salts! This can’t even be referred to as a healthy haul, because it absolutely is not.

I got so annoyed by this post that I had to go back and reblog it again, but this time with my own addition

this picture is $40 bucks at Aldi’s

(source)

stop making fucking excuses

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diamoncls:

Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU

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crimewave360:

shinygays:

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

hun

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martininamerica:

sirspookers:

zedigalis:

martininamerica:

Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.

I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”

"Are you a sausage?"
"*cats looks down and back up* yah"

My cat is more internet famous than me at this point

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bonesandblades1:

It’s really fucked that we can just say we puked or we have a sore throat and stay home from school but we can’t say I’m too sad to go to school or I want to jump off a bridge and school isn’t the best place for me right now. Mental illnesses are just as serious as any physical illness.

Parents need to realize this.

(Source: p3ychedelic)

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itseasytobemerry:

thismachinespewssarcasm:

itseasytobemerry:

why didn’t harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door?

because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction

if anything it sets the mood

(Source: itsspookytoremember)

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burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

(Source: zhukini)

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lustfulpegasus-emeraldraven:

avatartom:

Ladies and Gentlemen, the new Earth King.

LIn  BeiFONG Freakin’ LiN finALLy

lustfulpegasus-emeraldraven:

avatartom:

Ladies and Gentlemen, the new Earth King.

LIn  BeiFONG Freakin’ LiN finALLy

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bobos20:

After three years

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